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\nAvoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.
\nBernadette: The act of torching a mortgage
\nBurglarize: What a crook sees with
\nControl: A short, ugly inmate
\nCounterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
\nEclipse: what an English barber does for a living
\nEyedropper: a clumsy ophthalmologist
\nHeroes: what a guy in a boat does
\nLeft Bank: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot
\nMisty: How golfers create divots
\nParadox: two physicians
\nParasites: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
\nPharmacist: a helper on the farm
\nPolarize: what penguins see with
\nPrimate: removing your spouse from in front of the TV
\nRelief: what trees do in the spring
\nRubberneck: what you do to relax your wife
\nSeamstress: describes 250 pounds in a size 6
\nSelfish: what the owner of a seafood store does
\nSudafed: brought litigation against a government official<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"