{"id":51,"date":"2005-09-05T14:04:40","date_gmt":"2005-09-05T19:04:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/english.sxu.edu\/bonadonna\/blog\/?p=51"},"modified":"2024-03-22T07:34:52","modified_gmt":"2024-03-22T13:34:52","slug":"montaigne-thing-ii-a-personal-random-barletts-bin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bonadonna.org\/sites\/wordpress\/bonadonna\/archives\/51","title":{"rendered":"Montaigne Thing II: A Personal, Random Barlett&#8217;s Bin"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><br \/>&#8220;It wasn&#8217;t the sun. It wasn&#8217;t the wind. I have no excuses. My play led to a loss [and] I&#8217;m taking full responsibility. Maybe I can learn something from this.&#8221; Brant Brown on a dropped fly ball in the Cubs outfield in September 1998. (<a href=\"\/Wiretap-Clips\/misc\/santo-brown.mp3\">Here&#8217;s Ron Santo&#8217;s version of the event<\/a>.) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence. Napoleon Bonaparte<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.&#8221; Unknown<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Nothing bad ever happens to a writer.  Everything is material.&#8221; <em>A Message from the Profession of English Majors<\/em>, Garrison Keillor<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;The great revelation had never come. The great revelation perhaps never did come. Instead there were little daily miracles, illuminations, matches struck unexpectedly in the dark.&#8221; <em>To the Lighthouse<\/em>, Virginia Woolf<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> [In reference to the poetry of Anne Sexton:] <br \/>&#8220;How do I explain these poems? Not at all. I quit teaching in colleges because it seemed so criminal to explain works of art.&#8221; Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;The great question which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my 30 years of research into the feminine soul, is &#8216;What does a woman want?'&#8221; Sigmund Freud<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;No, no, you&#8217;re not thinking; you&#8217;re just being logical.&#8221; Niels Bohr<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> For being reminded of those days when we did not know any better is all that is left to us when we do. Djuna Barnes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;She gave me everything a good woman can give a man. In return, she received from me all the heartache and misery a man can inflict upon a woman.&#8221; Diego Rivera<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> &#8220;A classic is a book that has never finished saying what it has to say.&#8221; Italo Calvino<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;It wasn&#8217;t the sun. It wasn&#8217;t the wind. I have no excuses. My play led to a loss [and] I&#8217;m taking full responsibility. Maybe I can learn something from this.&#8221; Brant Brown on a dropped fly ball in the Cubs outfield in September 1998. (Here&#8217;s Ron Santo&#8217;s version of the event.) &#8220;Never ascribe to malice &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bonadonna.org\/sites\/wordpress\/bonadonna\/archives\/51\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Montaigne Thing II: A Personal, Random Barlett&#8217;s Bin<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-51","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quotation-bin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bonadonna.org\/sites\/wordpress\/bonadonna\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bonadonna.org\/sites\/wordpress\/bonadonna\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bonadonna.org\/sites\/wordpress\/bonadonna\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bonadonna.org\/sites\/wordpress\/bonadonna\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bonadonna.org\/sites\/wordpress\/bonadonna\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=51"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/bonadonna.org\/sites\/wordpress\/bonadonna\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1035,"href":"https:\/\/bonadonna.org\/sites\/wordpress\/bonadonna\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions\/1035"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bonadonna.org\/sites\/wordpress\/bonadonna\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=51"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bonadonna.org\/sites\/wordpress\/bonadonna\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=51"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bonadonna.org\/sites\/wordpress\/bonadonna\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=51"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}