Just a neat collection of puns. My favorite is Number 12:
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in ten different
puns, in the hope at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun
in ten did.
A pun on the word "pun." Can anything higher, or more worthy, be
achieved by the language using animal?
Be sure also to look at Bert Christensen’s page of H. L. Mencken quotes: